{ The Walk Into A Bar Meme }

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 The Walk Into A Bar Meme!


The bar's a comfortable place, where everyone knows you just have to walk up, give the bartender a smile, and order up a drink. Everyone goes to a bar sometime, whether to pick up a companion for the night, to pick up a friend, or pick up a drink. You never know the story behind the guy sitting next to you, or the bartender. But that's what bars are for, aren't they? To learn about the guy on the stool next to you, drinking his gin and tonic.

So what do you do in a Walk Into A Bar meme?

1. Comment here with your character and their canon in the subject line. 
2. Hit RNG for a number between 1-15.
3. Tag someone else using that number as your character's reason for coming to the bar.
4. Profit!

So, what's your poison?

1. Sex on the Beach - You're here at the bar for one reason and one reason only, to find some company for the night. It might help, to buy them a drink first. But then they might throw that back in your face...

2. Tonic and Gin - Life's been one disaster after another lately, and the only thing that makes it easier is the sweet numbing taste of alcohol...

3. Midori Sour - Your friends dragged you out here and they've suddenly abandoned you for some rock star in the VIP lounge. Are you bitter? Maybe. Or maybe you'll just use the opportunity to flirt with the cute bartender...

4. Shirley Temple - You got a call five minutes ago asking you to come to the bar to pick up your too-intoxicated friend/brother/sister. But now that you're here, theydon't seem to be anywhere to be found...

5. Poolside Pleasure - There's nothing like being on vacation in a tropical paradise, is there? And what better way to soak in that tropical vibe than to swim up to the Tiki Bar for a relaxing fruity drink with a paper umbrella?

6. Moonshine - Maybe you're underaged. Or maybe the bar isn't exactly what you'd call legal. Whatever the reason, you're not supposed to be here, but you are, and while you're here, might as well get something to wet your whistle, right? Just be careful not to get caught...

7. Hair of the Dog - Last night was... do you even remember last night? Probably not, given the wicked hangover pounding in your head right now. Well, nothing cure a hangover like having a drink in the morning to take the edge off, right?

8. Champagne - Something great has happened! Did you get a promotion? Kill your nemesis? Whatever it is, you feel great and it's time everyone celebrated with you. A round of champagne on the house!

9. Shaken, not Stirred - To everyone else, this is a regular bar, but not to you. You know you're here to meet a clandestine contact, an enemy informer or a secret spy. Better play it cool and keep your eyes open...

10. Sunken Pirate Ship - You've been out on the high seas for months, and finally made it into port with your pockets full of gold. What're you going to do first? Drink that gold away or buy some company for the evening? You can do both at the bar...

11. Punch in the Rain - You're the bouncer of this bar and you think the guy sitting next to you has probably had too much to drink. Maybe it's time to cut them off. Hopefully they'll go easy, huh?

12. Bartender - Everyone who walks through the door has a story to tell, and you're the guy they love to tell those stories to. Are you the type to listen, or the type to slip a little something extra into their drink in hopes that they shut up about their sob story?

13. Absinthe - Whatever it is you just drank didn't seem to agree with you. And at the corner of your eye you keep seeing this bright green faerie... Is everything happening around you reality, or have you slipped into some kind of hallucination?

14. 357 Magnum - Did you just insult my mother? Whether or not they did, you sure think so, and you know what's the best way to settle things in a bar? With a bar brawl, of course!

15. Happy Hour - Anything goes! Got another scenario you want to play out, this is the place for it!

Comments

[pilot05]

Wufei smiled lightly, giving his head a little shake. "I know I don't have to explain myself, but it was clearly something that had given you the wrong impression. I'd rather explain a hundred times than let you live in morbid curiosity forever," he said lightly, pulling his blanket away and getting to his feet.

"If you think he won't stare at me like I've gone insane for buying him a teddy bear," Wufei replied, cracking a little grin. "I'll be right back," he promised, and padded off to the restroom, then shuffled into the kitchen to find himself something to drink, sending up a quiet blessing for Duo and Quatre as he discovered an electrolyte drink in the fridge.

[maxwellsdaemon]

"Thanks, Wu." He smiled for him, since he didn't want him to feel bad about anything and then nodded when he wandered off.

The bear thing was a confusing one. Maybe Heero would like it or maybe it would piss him off. Either way, it might be worth having the both of them around just in case it was the latter. Heero was strong but he couldn't have been strong enough to take on the both of them?

With a shrug he sent off a quick email to Heero to find out his location after finding out he wasn't currently on a mission. The offer to come hang out came next.

[pilot05]

The response from Heero was a peculiar one. Longer than it needed to be. "That sounds nice. I'll be there soon." It was practically a sonnet.

Wufei returned with a glass with the bright yellow drink in it, settling back into the sofa and taking a sip with a happy sigh. "What were you watching, while I was asleep?"

[maxwellsdaemon]

Duo actually raised a brow at that. Nice. Heero Yuu had used the word 'nice'. He almost sent back a text demanding call signs and confirmations of identity to make sure that someone hadn't hacked Heero's account and was using it to get to them.

Until he realised there was no way anyone could hack Heero.

So instead he sent another that may have included an emote or two ams a promise he'd cook something nice. So be properly impressed with his abilities.

Then he looked up with a smile when Wufei joined him. "Huh? Oh just random stuff. News. Weather. Something about dolphins..."

[pilot05]

Heero replied to that, too. "Haha" no punctuation, no nothing.

"In that case, I don't suppose you'll mind if I turn the news on?" Wufei asked, grabbing the remote and already in the motions of turning it on.

[maxwellsdaemon]

The laptop pinged to let him know he had an email and he glanced at it... and promptly burst out laughing. Had Heero been drinking maybe? Whatever the case was he was amused.

"Yeah, go for it Wu." Duo grined. "But a heads up. Heero might show up later..."

[pilot05]

Wufei lifted a brow, and actually turned most of his attention to Duo when he said Heero might be coming later. "Might? What does he mean might? He never says he might anything," Wufei set the remote down and got up to come see for himself what Duo's emails with Heero said.

[maxwellsdaemon]

"Actually he said, and I quote "That sounds nice." So I think he's drunk." Duo laughed. "And he'd be here soon. I was just testing the water with the 'might'." He was all smiles as he cued up the emails to show Wufei the proof. And even the 'haha' he got last. Just so he had someone else see the insanity for themselves.

[pilot05]

"Drunk or high," Wufei agreed, looking over Duo's shoulders at the email exchange and shaking his head. "Maybe he's got chicken pox now," he muttered, brow furrowed. "I guess I'll go upstairs and get the teddy bear."

[maxwellsdaemon]

"If he has, we've plenty of calamine lotion." Duo quipped with a laugh. "But leave the bear. For now at least. See how things go when he gets here. Unless..." He closed his laptop and leaned over to set it down on the table. "If we just had it, I dunno, hanging out with your panda? See how he reacts to it? If he likes it we can give it to him. If he doesn't, it's fine, your panda has a new boyfriend!"

[pilot05]

Wufei snorted softly, watching as Duo set aside the laptop. "That's a good idea," he agreed. "Not that I think he'd know social pressure if it hit him upside the head," he pulled away, heading up the stairs to get the bear. "I hid it in with my things, I wasn't sure if I'd ever get up the courage to do it," he called over his shoulder.

[maxwellsdaemon]

Duo laughed and stood up himself. "Probably not. He's a robot after all!" While Wufei went up to get the bear, he went to get the panda that should have been dry by then. It went onto the kitchen table to wait and then it was looking at the food they had and what he could make.

"I'm thinking stir fry." He looked over at Wufei when he finally returned. "What about you? How's your stomach? Should I keep making lighter foods? I could make soup or something? That's easy enough!"

[pilot05]

Wufei returned with the teddy bear tucked onto his hip like a child. "I think I can start eating a little more adventurously. I'm actually feeling properly hungry again, which is always a good sign. Is the panda in the dryer?"

[maxwellsdaemon]

"Behind you on the table." Duo grinned as he went about pulling out veggies and setting them all down on the counter. Then it came to meat. He pulled out a container of chicken thighs and one of steak and held them up to Wufei. "Meat preference? What goes best in your stir fry?" Duo was pretty easy when it came to food. There wasn't much he wouldn't eat at least once. And since he had no idea what Heero actually liked he'd have to go with the next best thing and cook to Wufei's tastes.

[pilot05]

Wufei blinked a few times. "I don't know that I've ever had either of them," he admitted. "The only meat we had on my colony was fish. We ate a lot of bean curd."

He took the bear to the table, settling it next to the panda, just in time to hear the knock at the door.

[maxwellsdaemon]

"Oh... huh. So you're not a meat fan? I can do a vegetable stir fry instead!" Since they didn't have any fish or bean curd. But he supposed he could also send Heero a text to see if he could pick something up.

Except even as he was thinking it someone knocked on the door and then he was shit outta luck. Though he did frown. "... Was he just around the damn corner or something?" He tossed the meat packets back in the fridge and trotted off to go open the door for Heero.

[pilot05]

Wufei shook his head. "I just don't know if I like them, is all. Use whichever one you prefer, and if I don't like it, I can just pick it out and give it to you," he offered with a shrug, only to frown at the knock.

There Heero was, in the same delivery uniform Quatre'd been in, holding a box. "I've been told to identify myself as Balto," he said flatly.

[maxwellsdaemon]

Duo's grin froze for a second. If it had been anyone else it would have been a joke, but with Heero it was hard to tell... So Duo ended up rolling his eyes and grabbing Heero to pull him into the house. The door was closed behind him.

"Wu! We've a guy called 'Balto' here, any idea who that is and should we torture him for information~?" He called cheerfully toward the kitchen. But to Heero he smiled. "I ordered a Heero though. He fit in that box?"

[pilot05]

Heero stepped into the house when Duo grabbed him, shrugging his shoulders. "I have vaccines," he explained. "And miso."

"Balto?" Wufei asked, peering out into the hallway and sizing Heero up. "We're an awfully long way from Alaska."

[maxwellsdaemon]

"Vaccines? We get to stab Wufei then?" He laughed and reached for the box with a funny look. "Did you put them both in the same box?" He asked, carrying the thing through into the kitchen to join Wufei.

"Alaska? Wait, you mean the dog?" Duo looked over his shoulder at Heero. "You named yourself after that dog? You watch cartoons? You watch cartoons?" His attention turned to Wufei then and he had to laugh. "Why the hell have I been watching cartoons all on my own all this time?"

[pilot05]

"Yes," Heero replied, and managed to look well and truly bewildered at them. "It was Trowa's idea," he said.

Wufei snorted softly. "Trowa would find that funny, and I don't know, because no one else is watching TV?" he suggested with a shrug. "I'll watch them with you when we don't need to be watching the news."

[maxwellsdaemon]

"Trowa definitely would." Duo grinned and decided to ask Heero the question that Wufei couldn't answer.

"Beef or chicken, Heero? And you better watch cartoons with me, Wu! Now I know, you're not escaping me." They had miso so he could make that as well as the. And rice. Of course rice. He wondered if he could fry it... Duo may very well have fallen silent, staring down at the vegetables he'd gathered as he thought about what he could make for everyone. Cooking was complicated!

[pilot05]

"Beef," Heero replied without hesitation, and started getting the vaccines ready, though he glanced into the kitchen after the silence went on a little too long.

Wufei settled himself into a seat to wait for injections and food, eyes lingering on the two stuffed toys.

"Quatre said you might think the panda was childish," Heero said.

[maxwellsdaemon]

Beef then. Okay, he now had a plan. Duo was all smiles as he pulled the beef out and let the other two deal with needles and injections while he sliced and diced and got some rice cooking.

Behind him he heard the panda being mentioned and laughed.

"The panda's cute. Nothing wrong with having a plush toy... Says the guy who's never owned one. But if I did, I'd be proud of it!"

[pilot05]

"It was very comforting," Wufei agreed, reaching out to pat it a few times.

"The bear isn't yours?" Heero asked, busy prepping Wufei for injections and doling them out. "You're going to feel sick again tomorrow from these," he added.

"I'd rather be a little sick now than dead later. I thought it was plague when I saw the spots start to form," Wufei sighed.