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{ The Walk Into A Bar Meme }

The Walk Into A Bar Meme!

The bar's a comfortable place, where everyone knows you just have to walk up, give the bartender a smile, and order up a drink. Everyone goes to a bar sometime, whether to pick up a companion for the night, to pick up a friend, or pick up a drink. You never know the story behind the guy sitting next to you, or the bartender. But that's what bars are for, aren't they? To learn about the guy on the stool next to you, drinking his gin and tonic.

So what do you do in a Walk Into A Bar meme?

1. Comment here with your character and their canon in the subject line.
2. Hit RNG for a number between 1-15.
3. Tag someone else using that number as your character's reason for coming to the bar.
4. Profit!

So, what's your poison?

1. Sex on the Beach - You're here at the bar for one reason and one reason only, to find some company for the night. It might help, to buy them a drink first. But then they might throw that back in your face...

2. Tonic and Gin - Life's been one disaster after another lately, and the only thing that makes it easier is the sweet numbing taste of alcohol...

3. Midori Sour - Your friends dragged you out here and they've suddenly abandoned you for some rock star in the VIP lounge. Are you bitter? Maybe. Or maybe you'll just use the opportunity to flirt with the cute bartender...

4. Shirley Temple - You got a call five minutes ago asking you to come to the bar to pick up your too-intoxicated friend/brother/sister. But now that you're here, theydon't seem to be anywhere to be found...

5. Poolside Pleasure - There's nothing like being on vacation in a tropical paradise, is there? And what better way to soak in that tropical vibe than to swim up to the Tiki Bar for a relaxing fruity drink with a paper umbrella?

6. Moonshine - Maybe you're underaged. Or maybe the bar isn't exactly what you'd call legal. Whatever the reason, you're not supposed to be here, but you are, and while you're here, might as well get something to wet your whistle, right? Just be careful not to get caught...

7. Hair of the Dog - Last night was... do you even remember last night? Probably not, given the wicked hangover pounding in your head right now. Well, nothing cure a hangover like having a drink in the morning to take the edge off, right?

8. Champagne - Something great has happened! Did you get a promotion? Kill your nemesis? Whatever it is, you feel great and it's time everyone celebrated with you. A round of champagne on the house!

9. Shaken, not Stirred - To everyone else, this is a regular bar, but not to you. You know you're here to meet a clandestine contact, an enemy informer or a secret spy. Better play it cool and keep your eyes open...

10. Sunken Pirate Ship - You've been out on the high seas for months, and finally made it into port with your pockets full of gold. What're you going to do first? Drink that gold away or buy some company for the evening? You can do both at the bar...

11. Punch in the Rain - You're the bouncer of this bar and you think the guy sitting next to you has probably had too much to drink. Maybe it's time to cut them off. Hopefully they'll go easy, huh?

12. Bartender - Everyone who walks through the door has a story to tell, and you're the guy they love to tell those stories to. Are you the type to listen, or the type to slip a little something extra into their drink in hopes that they shut up about their sob story?

13. Absinthe - Whatever it is you just drank didn't seem to agree with you. And at the corner of your eye you keep seeing this bright green faerie... Is everything happening around you reality, or have you slipped into some kind of hallucination?

14. 357 Magnum - Did you just insult my mother? Whether or not they did, you sure think so, and you know what's the best way to settle things in a bar? With a bar brawl, of course!

15. Happy Hour - Anything goes! Got another scenario you want to play out, this is the place for it!

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With his hands still cupping Wufei's cheeks, he leaned in and pressed another kiss to his warm lips before he grinned wickedly and let go. He got to his feet and wandered nonchalantly over to where Heero lay on the sofa. He stood beside him for a moment or two, just looking down at him. His smile softened before he leant down and mimicked the move he'd used on Wufei. He cupped Heero's face within the palms of his hands and pressed a soft, gentle kiss to his lips. "Wake up, Sleepin Beauty. We need to have a chat."

Heero was sleeping lightly, cozied up under the blanket and looking utterly relaxed. When he was kissed, he hummed softly and blinked his eyes open, a muzzy confusion making his brow furrow just a little. "Hn?" he asked, all eloquence.

And Wufei couldn't help melting a little at the sight, smiling warmly as he watched. Nope, no regrets. He got up, coming a little closer, but no so close as to make Heero feel crowded while he was waking up.

Duo's smile widened and this time he kissed the tip of Heero's nose. "I said... wake up. You awake yet, Sleeping Beauty?" He sensed Wufei at his side and glanced sidelong at him, winked and then looked back down at Heero.

A little blush crawled up Heero's cheeks, and he nodded a little. "M'awake," he agreed quietly, reaching up with one hand to gently prod at the back of his head, like he was worried he'd gotten hit again while he was asleep.

Wufei grinned, perching on the arm of the armchair while Heero was trying to piece everything together.

Duo cocked his head to the side, grinned and then pinched each of Heero's cheeks. "You're not dreamin. Not crazy. Not even a mirage. See?" He laughed and squished Heero's cheeks a bit before he relented and went back to just gently holding his face between his hands.

"Do you like us?" He asked, still smiling. It was find if Heero didn't of course, but Wufei had said they should be straightforward so he was doing just that. Using Heero-Speak and just saying what needed to be said. No beating around the bush. "Because we like you."

Heero blinked a few times when his cheeks were pinched, all of the sleepiness finally leaving his eyes as he looked up at Duo. He considered the question for a few moments, then glanced over at Wufei. "We?"

And of course got a nod in reply. "We," Wufei agreed. "In a romantic sense."

Heero's blush darkened considerably, but he nodded. "Yes. You kissed me," which he was apparently just now realizing.

"Yup. I did, Captain Obvious." Duo chuckled. "And I'll do it again." And so, he did. Since this time Heero was fully aware of what he was doing. It wasn't nearly as fun if Heero didn't kiss back. But that fuzzy confusion had been too adorable to resist.

Heero huffed out a chuckle, and this time when he was kissed, he returned it with a little smile, letting his eyes slide closed... and one hand snaked out to grab that braid. Because he could, and he knew he could use it to keep Duo close. "I like it," he decided with that sweet little smile of his.

"I'm going to get cavities from you both," Wufei announced with a grin.

Duo went still when his hair was grabbed, not sure what was going on until Heero spoke and gave him that smile. Only then did he relax and laugh then finally moved his hands so he could sit down on the edge of the sofa.

"Guess that settles it." He called over to Wufei. "That blunt enough for ya?"

Wufei hummed, nodding in agreement as he got up and came over, leaning down so he could give Heero a kiss of his own. It was soft and sweet and lingering, just like the ones with Duo had been. When he pulled away, he sat himself down on the coffee table with a sappy little smile.

Heero sat up slowly, smiling a little as he looked between them, then settled his gaze on Duo. "You need a stuffed animal," he decided.

He just grinned when Wufei came over and gave Heero a kiss of his own. It was sweet. He sat there wondering about the mechanics of all three of them sharing the same kiss without headbutting one another. He laughed once Heero sat up, still holding onto the end of his braid. "Nah, I don't need one." Duo grinned and jerked a thumb over at Wufei. "I'll just cuddle him. Better than any plush."

"Oh, I'm with him on this one," Wufei announced with a chuckle. "We've still got plenty of fighting ahead of us. You'll need something to cuddle when neither of us is with you."

Heero grunted in agreement. "A soft bunny, with extra long ears," and then he was reaching for the nearest device, to start doing the small mountain of research that he put into just about every decision.

Duo pouted. "A bunny? I woulda said a cat. Like a panther or something. Y'know? All sleek and sexy like yours truly." Now he was smirking and half sprawled across Heero's legs in a very exaggerated pose that was supposed to be flirty but was just comical. Because he was going for a laugh not instant boners.

They both snorted, in unison. "It's supposed to be a comfort object, not a masturbatory aid," Wufei replied with a cheeky little grin.

Heero couldn't help laughing at that. "Besides, rabbits are vicious even though they look cuddly." So as far as he was concerned, the bunny fit the bill. Even if Wufei was nothing like a Panda.

"I wouldn't jerk off with a plush!" Duo protested and sat himself up again, pouting once more. "Don't project your kinks on me, Chang!"

He glanced at Heero and thought about that. "Like... that killer bunny from those old movies?" He asked hopefully. Now, if they got him a bunny that was dangerous, a vicious killer... with big floppy ears and a cute nose, Duo would feel much better about it all.

"You haven't even met my kinks yet," Wufei replied haughtily, though his blush and smirk said Duo's joke had hit the mark.

Heero hummed like he was thinking it over seriously. "I'll just sew a gun into it," he decided.

Duo burst out laughing, both at Wufei and then at Heero. Wufei got a tongue pulled out at him. Maybe one day he would get to meet his kinks. But not right now. And as for Heero.

"Just the bunny'll do, Hee. Just make it black, yeah? I've an image to uphold!"

They both grinned in reply.

"I'll get a black one," Heero promised smugly, pleased that his suggestion was being accepted. He already had a bunch of toy sites open on his phone, browsing through the different bunnies available. Hell, he'd sew one himself if he couldn't find one good enough.

"Black, green eyes, maybe a little scythe," Wufei teased with a grin, and laughed when Heero shot him a glower.

"Hey, those are good ideas! Can you even get one like that?" Now he was excited and it was right there in his voice and the way he leaned all over Heero in a bid to get a look at his phone and see what plush toys he had up. "Though it's kinda niche... What kinda shop'd sell a bunny with a scythe?" Duo's excitement eased off a bit when he realised he probably wouldn't get something like that... "But a black bun with green eyes shouldn't be too hard?"

Heero fiddled around on his phone a little, and apparently found something interesting, as his eyebrows were suddenly trying to disappear into his hairline. "We need to go to a mall," he announced, and then showed them both his phone.

"Build-a-bear?" Wufei read the banner at the top of the page. "Would they even have rabbits?"

Duo shifted himself so he was sitting beside Heero and got a look at the phone. He grinned. "Make your own bear, huh? Sure. We could do that. Maybe once you guys aren't broken and plagued. Look expensive though..."

Heero shrugged. "Money isn't a problem," he replied simply, and swiped back to another site that had more bunnies.

"I'm not even going to ask," Wufei decided dryly, getting to his feet and heading into the kitchen. "But I am going to go put more coffee on. Do you want some, Heero?"

"Best never to ask." Duo laughed and finally said to hell with it and just lightly leaned against Heero to watch what he was doing. Normally he wouldn't have been a dick and looked over a friends shoulder while they were on their phone, but this was important. This was bunny shopping! ... Even if he still thought he deserved a cat.

"... Where's my offer?" He called, lifting his head to look over at Wufei. "Playing favourites already? I see how it is!"

Heero grunted at them both, still scrolling through plush toys, marking black rabbits to come back and do a further comparison on.

"You confessed to having had three cups already," Wufei replied blandly. "If you want something to drink it's going to be decaf." He got to his feet and headed for the kitchen, fussing with the coffee maker.

"Three cups?" Heero gave Duo a look.

Duo managed to look sheepish, but defensive too. He pulled away from Heero and shot a glare over at Wufei's back for ratting him out.

"I couldn't sleep... So I figured I'd make myself stay awake so when it gets to night I'll be tired enough to sleep. So I drank coffee to keep me awake. What's wrong with that?" He looked at Heero then, daring him to judge. Duo had seen him set his own damn leg. He couldn't judge him on coffee!

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