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[ancientflower]

 

you know what to do

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Prompto Argentum | Final Fantasy 15 | OTA

[silverselfie]

a:- He may be 6'6, but I'm 110 lbs of pure determination.
b:- I know now the amount of smoke it takes to set off the fire alarm....
c:- im allowed to say he looks hot in that outfit. we're friends. friends do that.
d:- Btw I have come to the conclusion that we really need to do it in a bed. Like at least once...
e:- I think i accidentally made vodka pancakes
f:- drunk me decided to make three dozen sugar cookies in the shape of dicks. three. dozen. you should come over for cookies.
g:- You've ruined blow jobs for me. You were the motzart of sucking dick, where every other guy is like awkward elevator music

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[sonoflucis]

That doesn't mean you can top him tho.

[silverselfie]

You don't know that! I just need a run up and I'm good to go!

[sonoflucis]

Dude, you do know what topping means, right?

[silverselfie]

It's like a piggy-back, right?

lol dude, course I know!

[sonoflucis]

Prompto, no. That is not what that means.

[silverselfie]

I know I know! You really think I'm that dumb? I know what a top is! C'mon man, you really don't think I've got what it takes?

[sonoflucis]

I think he would put up a fight.

[silverselfie]

Ugh, boring. I figured he was more adventurous than that!

Hey, have you ever, yanno...? Pitched a few home runs?

[sonoflucis]

I don't really play baseball.

[silverselfie]

Nooooooct!!

[sonoflucis]

What? 😏

[silverselfie]

You're mean... I'm done talking to you!

I'm gonna go ask Ignis instead!

[sonoflucis]

You're really gonna go ask Ignis about his sex life?????

[silverselfie]

No.





I'm gonna ask him about yours!

[sonoflucis]

Dude... 1.Not cool and 2.What would he know?

[silverselfie]

He knows everything! Right?

Even if I chicken out and don't ask him about you, he'd know some tips for me, wouldn't he? He's a know-it-all smarty-pants with a massive, wrinkly brain! He has to know!

[sonoflucis]

You would be surprised. He's so awkward when it comes to stuff like that.

[silverselfie]

Oh... Bummer.

Guess it's my last resort then.

[sonoflucis]

Alright alright... What exactly do you want to know?

[silverselfie]

Too late.

Do me a favour? If I die of embarrassment in the next ten minutes, come by and wipe my internet search history?

[sonoflucis]

Prompto, what did you do?

[silverselfie]

Uhh...

[sonoflucis]

Dude.

[silverselfie]

Its nothing! Nothing at all! Nope. I totally didn't see a damn thing!