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sweetestsurrender2021-10-25 06:59 pm
ancientflower) wrote in sweetestsurrender2021-10-25 06:59 pm
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❀ 1: I don't want sex or anything I just really need someone to appreciate how shiny my hair is.
❀ 2: When I come home and take my bra off and I'm served with a perfect grilled cheese along with a glass of wine. Priceless.
❀ 3: Life is too short to have fake orgasms.
❀ 4: I think I died last night.
❀ 5: in my defence, I did try to get you to put your shirt back on, then you screamed at me to stop telling you what to do
❀ 6: At some point I am going to say to you "i have this really bad idea! You in? " just go with it.
❀ 7: but I have boobs. I'm not going to buy my own drinks at the bar like some kind of fucking animal.
❀ 8: I've already sent good vibes your way… they're coming. there's nothing you can do to stop them
❀ 9 You're just mad because I have donuts and I'm beautiful.
[WILDCARD]
Edited 2021-10-25 19:55 (UTC)
1: Thanks for launching me off you reverse cowgirl. I think I chipped a tooth.
2: for my birthday this year i want QUALITY cock, not quantity
3: We’ve gone two rounds already this morning and you're saying that you're ready for a third?
4: Sorry. Not doing life today. Love to. But can't.
5: Now accepting any stories about my adventures last night, in particular why my knuckles are bleeding.
6: I have a big to do list for you. Number 1 - me. Number 2 - drink wine 3. Talk my ears off. 4. Me again
7: You're really doing everyone a disservice by wearing pants all the time.
8: Ok, maybe playing "whose family is most dysfunctional" wasn't the best drunk idea we've had. Jiang Cheng's been crying in the bathroom for an hour. We can't get him out...
9: Do you remember calling yourself Captain Cockblock and openly giving out everyones sexual history? Because you did.
10: I woke up and he had washed, dried, folded my clothes, cooked me breakfast, and had started cleaning my place.
[WILDCARD]
2: for my birthday this year i want QUALITY cock, not quantity
3: We’ve gone two rounds already this morning and you're saying that you're ready for a third?
4: Sorry. Not doing life today. Love to. But can't.
5: Now accepting any stories about my adventures last night, in particular why my knuckles are bleeding.
6: I have a big to do list for you. Number 1 - me. Number 2 - drink wine 3. Talk my ears off. 4. Me again
7: You're really doing everyone a disservice by wearing pants all the time.
8: Ok, maybe playing "whose family is most dysfunctional" wasn't the best drunk idea we've had. Jiang Cheng's been crying in the bathroom for an hour. We can't get him out...
9: Do you remember calling yourself Captain Cockblock and openly giving out everyones sexual history? Because you did.
10: I woke up and he had washed, dried, folded my clothes, cooked me breakfast, and had started cleaning my place.
[WILDCARD]
Edited 2021-10-25 20:08 (UTC)
1) “I just gave the bartender my number in roman numerals. If they figure it out, they're worth a shot.❞
2) “but there is something about the way you look at me that says "i want to do dirty dirty things with you." I have no choice but to oblige.❞
3) “I hope you know that by sending me a cat meme you have entered a war for which there is no end in sight.❞
4) “I'm jealous, curious, and aroused. All at the same time.❞
5) “The guy I hooked up with is asleep on our couch. Please don't fuck him.❞
6) “How? Let me elaborate! I got us a cab, dragged you up three flights of stairs, and tucked you into bed with a glass of water and painkillers for the headache I imagine you currently have. You’re welcome.❞
7) “This is the first time I have heard "shenanigans" and "apocalypse" used in the same sentence.❞
8) “And on a completely unrelated note, I know where we can steal a dog.❞
[WILDCARD]
2) “but there is something about the way you look at me that says "i want to do dirty dirty things with you." I have no choice but to oblige.❞
3) “I hope you know that by sending me a cat meme you have entered a war for which there is no end in sight.❞
4) “I'm jealous, curious, and aroused. All at the same time.❞
5) “The guy I hooked up with is asleep on our couch. Please don't fuck him.❞
6) “How? Let me elaborate! I got us a cab, dragged you up three flights of stairs, and tucked you into bed with a glass of water and painkillers for the headache I imagine you currently have. You’re welcome.❞
7) “This is the first time I have heard "shenanigans" and "apocalypse" used in the same sentence.❞
8) “And on a completely unrelated note, I know where we can steal a dog.❞
[WILDCARD]
1) sorry i missed your call - had a wild night that ended up wrecking the bed, the table and my new curtains so yeah...
2) that was obviously his first time talking dirty. he called my dick “pretty”
3) k. so did i kiss you last night? i know that i made out with someone. or a few someones. but i'm pretty sure that i made out with you. was that real life?
4) it's just one of those days where i'm too horny to function, to be perfectly honest. thanks for that, by the way.
5) debating what would be more effort, turning on to my other side or trying to get myself off with my left hand. that kind of day.
6) i opened the door and you were passed out on my doorstep wearing ugly shorts and cuddling a pineapple, i dont know what happened to you.
7) what. the. fuck. no, you will not spank me.
8) i am looking directly at you. get off the roof.
9) seriously iPhone. stop autocorrecting all my fucks into ducks. you're making all my strong worded texts look harmless and adorable.
[WILDCARD]
1: ⭒ they just gave me fireworks and firewater. let's make heart attack-inducing magic happen.
2: ⭒ look, i know you're stressed out but making cat noises will not fix the situation.
3: ⭒ We planned for the zombie apocalypse. In great detail. Of course there was booze involved.
4: ⭒ i just realized i have only had sex on couches so far this year. i can't decide if that's impressive or trashy
5: ⭒ You put a bag of sliced onions in the microwave then screamed, "voila, onion rings!"
6: ⭒ He pulled a potato out of his bag in the library. A WHOLE FRIGGIN POTATO. He ate it like it was an apple and waved at the librarian as she stared at him.
7: ⭒ I massively over-caffeinated this morning. Everything is vibrating and I can SEE THROUGH TIME
8: ⭒ I thought it was your cat but I was wrong - your Roomba is possessed by a pissed-off evil spirit.
[WILDCARD]
2: ⭒ look, i know you're stressed out but making cat noises will not fix the situation.
3: ⭒ We planned for the zombie apocalypse. In great detail. Of course there was booze involved.
4: ⭒ i just realized i have only had sex on couches so far this year. i can't decide if that's impressive or trashy
5: ⭒ You put a bag of sliced onions in the microwave then screamed, "voila, onion rings!"
6: ⭒ He pulled a potato out of his bag in the library. A WHOLE FRIGGIN POTATO. He ate it like it was an apple and waved at the librarian as she stared at him.
7: ⭒ I massively over-caffeinated this morning. Everything is vibrating and I can SEE THROUGH TIME
8: ⭒ I thought it was your cat but I was wrong - your Roomba is possessed by a pissed-off evil spirit.
[WILDCARD]
1 ❁ He may be 6'2, but I'm 110 lbs of pure determination.
2 ❁ The only thought that went through my head was "that would be an absolute disaster" so of course I said yes
3 ❁ Once you start using "cuddles" as a code word for sex you'll never get real cuddles again
4 ❁ We’ve gone two rounds already this morning and you're saying that you're ready for a third?
5 ❁ Why is there blood and lettuce everywhere?
6 ❁ I don't recognize this room, but I do recognize this shirt I've woken up in, because it's yours. Where are you? Is the gathering you invited me to over?
7 ❁ What is the appropriate response if a demon wants to make a blood pact with you?
8 ❁ I possibly am a tad bit not really but maybe slightly intoxicated.
9 ❁ My house exploded and with it all my stuff went up in smoke.
[WILDCARD]
2 ❁ The only thought that went through my head was "that would be an absolute disaster" so of course I said yes
3 ❁ Once you start using "cuddles" as a code word for sex you'll never get real cuddles again
4 ❁ We’ve gone two rounds already this morning and you're saying that you're ready for a third?
5 ❁ Why is there blood and lettuce everywhere?
6 ❁ I don't recognize this room, but I do recognize this shirt I've woken up in, because it's yours. Where are you? Is the gathering you invited me to over?
7 ❁ What is the appropriate response if a demon wants to make a blood pact with you?
8 ❁ I possibly am a tad bit not really but maybe slightly intoxicated.
9 ❁ My house exploded and with it all my stuff went up in smoke.
[WILDCARD]
1 ➤ Wait. You like me for my personality?
2 ➤ I haven't answered because I haven't figured out a polite way of saying fuck no
3 ➤ what do you think about when you wanna get rid of a boner?
4 ➤ Yes. With one hundred percent positivity I can say I do not want to see you covered in syrup and waffles.
5 ➤ Ims textiofg thsi woht my noes bcuz my hansd aer stli handcuffde to teh bedfrme. Help me
6 ➤ his personality makes his face look like an asshole.
7 ➤ it was 6 in the morning, and you cried until i put mulan in. then you proceeded to say every word, not to mention sing along... stop drinking.
8 ➤ my mom noticed the "toothpaste" stain on my tshirt...she repeatedly attempted to get it off by licking her thumb and rubbing it...
[WILDCARD]
2 ➤ I haven't answered because I haven't figured out a polite way of saying fuck no
3 ➤ what do you think about when you wanna get rid of a boner?
4 ➤ Yes. With one hundred percent positivity I can say I do not want to see you covered in syrup and waffles.
5 ➤ Ims textiofg thsi woht my noes bcuz my hansd aer stli handcuffde to teh bedfrme. Help me
6 ➤ his personality makes his face look like an asshole.
7 ➤ it was 6 in the morning, and you cried until i put mulan in. then you proceeded to say every word, not to mention sing along... stop drinking.
8 ➤ my mom noticed the "toothpaste" stain on my tshirt...she repeatedly attempted to get it off by licking her thumb and rubbing it...
[WILDCARD]
1 - The cop told you to put your hands behind your back and you slurred "I'm not fallin for that again"
2 - He expects a blow job at the movies but won’t pay for popcorn? Does he know it’s not 2017 anymore?
3 - Fakin my way through an entire party as a British exchange student. Wish me luck.
4 - Just remember, if we get caught, you're deaf and I don't speak Japanese
5 - You couldn't find your shoe so you introduced yourself as Cinderella for the rest of the night.
6 - Everythin is scary I hate bein an adult I hate responsibility tell me a dick joke
[WILDCARD]
2 - He expects a blow job at the movies but won’t pay for popcorn? Does he know it’s not 2017 anymore?
3 - Fakin my way through an entire party as a British exchange student. Wish me luck.
4 - Just remember, if we get caught, you're deaf and I don't speak Japanese
5 - You couldn't find your shoe so you introduced yourself as Cinderella for the rest of the night.
6 - Everythin is scary I hate bein an adult I hate responsibility tell me a dick joke
[WILDCARD]
Edited 2021-10-25 20:49 (UTC)
First and last - accepted. Second and third - declined.
Which demon are you referring to? [ Who does he need to kill?]
Ah... no-one in particular. Just a general question.
You really want me to come up there, Princess?
4 I have 2 brain cells and no idea what I'm doing and you're a menace
never_a_memory
2021-10-26 02:04 pm (UTC)(link)
Oh, but you died so long ago. How could you forget the cold steel piercing your flesh, the gasp of your very last breath, and Cloud watching it all happen?
Or.......
I could just throw bricks at you.
Dance for me, Nocty.
I could just throw bricks at you.
Dance for me, Nocty.
Doesn't that go against your oath or something?
Only if I kill you.
So better get your skinny ass down from there.
So better get your skinny ass down from there.
You're no fun. A dare is a dare, tho. Gotta stay here big guy.
I dare you to come down and say that to my face.
Are you trying to cancel out Prompto's dare? Like really?
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