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Gladiolus Amicitia | Final Fantasy XV | OTA

[callmegladio]

1) sorry i missed your call - had a wild night that ended up wrecking the bed, the table and my new curtains so yeah...
2) that was obviously his first time talking dirty. he called my dick “pretty”
3) k. so did i kiss you last night? i know that i made out with someone. or a few someones. but i'm pretty sure that i made out with you. was that real life?
4) it's just one of those days where i'm too horny to function, to be perfectly honest. thanks for that, by the way.
5) debating what would be more effort, turning on to my other side or trying to get myself off with my left hand. that kind of day.
6) i opened the door and you were passed out on my doorstep wearing ugly shorts and cuddling a pineapple, i dont know what happened to you.
7) what. the. fuck. no, you will not spank me.
8) i am looking directly at you. get off the roof.
9) seriously iPhone. stop autocorrecting all my fucks into ducks. you're making all my strong worded texts look harmless and adorable.

[WILDCARD]

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[sonoflucis]

Make me.

[callmegladio]

You really want me to come up there, Princess?

[sonoflucis]

I would like to see you try.

[callmegladio]

Or.......

I could just throw bricks at you.

Dance for me, Nocty.

[sonoflucis]

Doesn't that go against your oath or something?

[callmegladio]

Only if I kill you.

So better get your skinny ass down from there.

[sonoflucis]

You're no fun. A dare is a dare, tho. Gotta stay here big guy.

[callmegladio]

I dare you to come down and say that to my face.

[sonoflucis]

Are you trying to cancel out Prompto's dare? Like really?

[callmegladio]

Yes.

[sonoflucis]

That's not how it works. You have to offer me an incentive better than what he offered.

[callmegladio]

What do you want that's better than sitting on a roof?

[sonoflucis]

I don't want to sit on the roof. I want the rare King's Knight Keychain he won at the arcade.

[callmegladio]

Alright. Get down and I'll get it.

C'mon. I'll catch you.

[sonoflucis]

Are you seriously offering to of empty out the gacha machine until you get the right Keychain? Because that's what this sounds like.

[callmegladio]

If that's what it takes.

I get to keep the other keychains. No questions asked.

[sonoflucis]

Watching you empty out your pockets of all your Gil does sound tempting.

[callmegladio]

Don't worry. You'll pay me back.

[sonoflucis]

No, my payment is getting off the roof remember?

[callmegladio]

Exactly.

Now off you get, Princess. We're wasting daylight.

[sonoflucis]

Alright, alright, here I come.

[callmegladio]

Bout damn time..

[sonoflucis]

Noct grins as he walks to the edge of the roof. He motions at Gladio as he takes a deep breath and jumps. With anyone else, he would just warp down, but he trusts his shield won't let him die.

[callmegladio]

Littl shit! Gladio cursed under his breath and shifted to the right, arms out and caught his Prince before he went and pancaked himself on the ground.

He'd said he'd catch him but he didn't think Noct would take him up on that!

"You've really got a death wish."