1: Thanks for launching me off you reverse cowgirl. I think I chipped a tooth. 2: for my birthday this year i want QUALITY cock, not quantity 3: We’ve gone two rounds already this morning and you're saying that you're ready for a third? 4: Sorry. Not doing life today. Love to. But can't. 5: Now accepting any stories about my adventures last night, in particular why my knuckles are bleeding. 6: I have a big to do list for you. Number 1 - me. Number 2 - drink wine 3. Talk my ears off. 4. Me again 7: You're really doing everyone a disservice by wearing pants all the time. 8: Ok, maybe playing "whose family is most dysfunctional" wasn't the best drunk idea we've had. Jiang Cheng's been crying in the bathroom for an hour. We can't get him out... 9: Do you remember calling yourself Captain Cockblock and openly giving out everyones sexual history? Because you did. 10: I woke up and he had washed, dried, folded my clothes, cooked me breakfast, and had started cleaning my place.
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sweetestsurrender2021-10-25 06:59 pm
Wei Wuxian - The Untamed - OTA
2: for my birthday this year i want QUALITY cock, not quantity
3: We’ve gone two rounds already this morning and you're saying that you're ready for a third?
4: Sorry. Not doing life today. Love to. But can't.
5: Now accepting any stories about my adventures last night, in particular why my knuckles are bleeding.
6: I have a big to do list for you. Number 1 - me. Number 2 - drink wine 3. Talk my ears off. 4. Me again
7: You're really doing everyone a disservice by wearing pants all the time.
8: Ok, maybe playing "whose family is most dysfunctional" wasn't the best drunk idea we've had. Jiang Cheng's been crying in the bathroom for an hour. We can't get him out...
9: Do you remember calling yourself Captain Cockblock and openly giving out everyones sexual history? Because you did.
10: I woke up and he had washed, dried, folded my clothes, cooked me breakfast, and had started cleaning my place.
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