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Zack Fair / FF7 / OTA

[puppyinmypocket]

( 1 ) Woke up. Made a pizza. Burnt it. Going back to bed cuz today sucks

( 2 ) Mystery solved: The table is broken because I had sex on it last night.

( 3 ) OMFG I JUST SAW SOMEONE GIVING SOMEONE ELSE ROAD HEAD AND THEY HIT A POTHOLE. my day has been officially made.

( 4 ) I'm just gonna back away slowly and come back when there's less weird crap.

( 5 ) i thought you were just a really comfy body pillow until i sobered up. oops.

( 6 ) As I was throwing up blood I assured concerned onlookers that I had simply eaten a lot of ketchup.

( 7 ) Guy running next to me at the gym is staring at me. Do you think maybe I should pretend running on the treadmill at max speed is winding me?

( 8 ) Sex on bubble wrap = best decision ever.

4

[never_a_memory]

It's not a dream, Zack. You're just a failure.

[puppyinmypocket]

Wait what? How'd you get from weird crap to me being a failure? That's a hop, skip and a big fucking leap!

[never_a_memory]

This is reality, the reality of all you have lost because you couldn't stop any of it from happening.

[puppyinmypocket]

... You're a real buzz kill.

[never_a_memory]

That's not the only thing I've killed. Or did you forget that I took her life?

[puppyinmypocket]

I've not forgotten. And you'll get yours.

[never_a_memory]

The likes of you could never defeat me. You can only watch as I take more of that which is precious to you.

[puppyinmypocket]

Heh, I don't have much else. So good luck with that.

Maybe get a hobby...

[never_a_memory]

Is that so? Then maybe Cloud had an original thought after all.

[puppyinmypocket]

At least I know who I am. Do you have any idea who you are, Sephiroth?

5

[silversoldier]

You're forgiven.


This time.

Re: 5

[puppyinmypocket]

Sephiroth! Uhh, I'm really sorry. I didn't realise I'd had that much to drink!

[silversoldier]

You drank an entire case, Zack.

[puppyinmypocket]

That much...?

How? Where did I put it all? I swear I only had two!

3 I REGRET NOTHING

[dontcallmebro]

[Wait, was it HIM who saw? Holy shit. Um....

It takes twenty minutes for Cloud to reply.]

Oh. That sounds pretty weird.

OMFG LOL!!!

[puppyinmypocket]

Funniest thing I've seen all week!

YOU ARE WELCOME.

[dontcallmebro]

[WHYYYYYYYYYYY]

Yeah. Must have been really hilarious.

[Although to be fair, he probably would have found it very funny too if he was the one witnessing it.

Note to self: Do not mention to Zack that your bike is being repaired this morning.]

[puppyinmypocket]

That poor person though! Just think about it. You're happily goin to town on your lover and BOOM! Surprise deepthroat!


[He shouldn't laugh but he can't help it!]

[dontcallmebro]

[Y-yeah.....it was a huge shock. Although it felt amazing until then.]

Sure he's fine. Don't need to worry about him.

[puppyinmypocket]

Wait... You think it was a guy?!?

[dontcallmebro]

[Wait what did he just write? SHITSHITSHITSHITSHITSHIT]

just a guess [Greatest liar in the world here.]

[puppyinmypocket]

Riiiiight... So it was a guy going down on a guy speedin down the street? In the middle of the afternoon? Good on em!

[dontcallmebro]

[Ugh. Is it just him or has Zack kind of worked it out?]

I guess. Sounds the kind of thing only dumbasses would do anyway. [Next time he sees Roche he's going to kill him for the suggestion even though he agreed because he actually thought the idea was really hot.]

[puppyinmypocket]

Whatever floats their boat, Cloud! We can't judge. Just hope that guys throat is okay! Needs to be careful next time. Coulda poked him in the brain with the speed they were going!