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[ancientflower]

 

you know what to do

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[dontcallmebro]

[Ugh. Is it just him or has Zack kind of worked it out?]

I guess. Sounds the kind of thing only dumbasses would do anyway. [Next time he sees Roche he's going to kill him for the suggestion even though he agreed because he actually thought the idea was really hot.]

[puppyinmypocket]

Whatever floats their boat, Cloud! We can't judge. Just hope that guys throat is okay! Needs to be careful next time. Coulda poked him in the brain with the speed they were going!

[dontcallmebro]

[......]

Yeah. Really glad something that bad didn't happen. Was already embarassing enough.

Probably.

[puppyinmypocket]

...

Oi, Cloud? Just outta curiosity. Where were you this afternoon?

[dontcallmebro]

[FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK.]

At Seventh Heaven. Doing some jobs for Tifa.

[i.e. He was there earlier, got sent by her to do some errands on bike and happened to meet a certain someone on the way but let's not mention that!!!!]

[puppyinmypocket]

Hm... If you say so, Cloud-o!

[dontcallmebro]

What's that supposed to mean?

[puppyinmypocket]

Just means that now I think about it, that guy had some real spiky hair!

[dontcallmebro]

So do you. What's that got to do with anything?

[puppyinmypocket]

Just means that, between the two of us, I'd watch out for pot holes!

1/4

[dontcallmebro]

Hey!! I wasn't the one driving!!

2/4

[dontcallmebro]

3/4

[dontcallmebro]

4/4

[dontcallmebro]

[FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK.]

Re: 4/4

[puppyinmypocket]

Gotcha~

[dontcallmebro]

[His life is oooooover.]

Fine, you win. Not a word to anyone. Please.

[puppyinmypocket]

Secrets safe with me!

Gotta say, didn't think you had it in you. I'm proud of you, Cloud!

[dontcallmebro]

[Well, at least he can trust Zack to do that. He has to ask though.]

Proud?

[puppyinmypocket]

You look so sweet and innocent. Never thought you'd be the 'road head' kinda guy!

[dontcallmebro]

.....Sweet and innocent?

[Wh-where did Zack get that idea? Sure, he's a bit naive but still!!!]

[puppyinmypocket]

Nice way of saying vanilla!

/casually makes this worse

[dontcallmebro]

Vanilla? What the hell does a flavor have to do with anything?

[puppyinmypocket]

[... It's criminal being this damn cute!]

Ask your boyfriend~

[dontcallmebro]

That dumbass isn't my boyfriend. :| We just keep running into each other a lot for some damn reason.

[With totally normal encounters not occasionally ending up in sex or things like that roadjob. NOTHING TO SEE HERE MOVE ALONG.]

[puppyinmypocket]

...

So fuck buddies then?

[His impressions of Cloud are being rocked right now. What happened to the sweet and eager recruit he knew so well? Oh, they grow up so fast...!]