sweetestsurrender | { In Your Lap Meme }

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{ In Your Lap Meme }

IN YOUR LAP

Some things don't need explanations. Chicken wings. Wonderful weather. Guilty pleasures like Michael Bay movies. This meme is one of those things. It's simple: one character is in another's lap, and eventually the two get hot and heavy. Whether it's a friend sitting on a lap because there's no room, couples cuddling, or a stripper giving a lap dance, one thing will lead to another...after all, the loss of personal space can certainly set actions (and more) in motion.

Prompts

Innocent Lap Sitting: It's just a friendly gesture. Maybe you're enjoying a movie or a dinner together. Nothing wrong with that!
Romantic Canoodling: You two are spending some time together, and there's no way to be closer than to snuggle up in your lover's lap.
Out of Necessity: No more room on the bench, in the booth, or on the couch? There's a place on their lap.
Amateur Lap Dance: Just something sexy between lovers. Or maybe more silly than sexy.
Professional Lap Dance: Better break out the ones. This lap dance will cost you.
Dare: Nobody ever thought you'd get this close and personal, so they pushed you into doing it.
Pointed: They said you couldn't turn them on so easily. Challenge accepted.
Accidental: Oops, you've fallen! Good thing this lap was there.
Step Back I Feel a Little Poke: Wait. What's this? Maybe you should wiggle your hips a little to find out.
Lovemaking Lapsitting: Riding someone while they're sitting up can make the rider feel powerful, since they're on top, but the one being ridden may notice just how soft and small they are...and embrace them out of instinct.

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It was a doubly dumb thing to say when they were on the stairs together, apparently... because Duo fell into his arms, and Wufei lost his balance, letting out an extremely dignified yelp as he went down.

Luckily they were only a couple of steps up, so the fall wasn't too far, and he landed flat on his back at the bottom of the stairs, breath knocked right out of him with Duo landing on his chest. He let out a pained wheeze. "I'm never drinking with you again." Assuming he could remember it in the morning, anyway.

Nothing sobered you up more than almost killing your friend. Duo panicked and pushed himself up and immediately started patting Wufei down for injuries.

"Shit, Wu, I'm sorry! Are you hurt?" his hands found their way to Wufei's head and moved to the back to search for lumps and bumps.

"Hey, don't say that!" he whined, hands finally coming to rest on his shoulders. "I didn't do it deliberately! It's your fault for saying what you did!"

Wufei groaned, but let Duo do all the patting he wanted -- as long as those hands stayed above the waist, anyway. "I'm fine, just bruised," he replied, wincing as he tried to force himself upright. "Don't try to blame it on me when you knocked us both over. Go upstairs."

Duo was quick to scramble off of Wufei and just as quick to help him to sit back up and to his feet.

"Shut up. Can't you see I'm worried here? I didn't mean to... I'm sorry, okay?" hurting Wufei had been the last thing he'd wanted. And now he was refusing to go upstairs until Wufei went ahead so he could keep an eye on him, just in case he'd hurt him more than his friend was telling him.

"It's fine," Wufei repeated, waving a hand dismissively, but since Duo was being stubborn, he started heading up the stairs, keeping one of Duo's hands firmly in his own, if only to be sure he was following and not running off to find some other form of trouble. "It was just an accident."

He was moving like he was in pain, but not like anything was broken, at least.

He felt guilty. There was no way he would be running anywhere, even if Wufei hadn't had hold of him. Duo followed close behind, every limp or hint if pain made him feel even more bad.

Once they were at the top of the stairs and making their way down to Wufei's apartment, Duo stopped him with a hug from behind.

"Don't be angry with me...?" he'd pressed his face against Wufei's shoulder, his words muffled.

Wufei blinked as he was hugged from behind, letting out a soft sigh. "I'm not mad," he promised quietly. "You're drunk, and it was an accident. Let's go inside, and if it'll make you feel better I'll get out the ointment and you can put it on any spots that are bruising," he offered, mostly because he didn't know what else to do with Duo being... Like that. He was always expressive, but rarely so vulnerable.

And he was really starting to regret his own actions even more. Duo was obviously much drunker than he'd realized when they were still at the bar, and he'd gone and kissed him. Practically taunted him into what amounted to a lap dance. Yeah, the guilt was going to eat him alive tonight.

"Not as drunk as you think I am." He mumbled. He was drunk, but it would take a lot more than he'd drank to actually impact his judgement. The level of drunk he was at only loosened him up and made him a little more fun than usual. A little more eager to touch, if given the opportunity.

But he was starting to believe that that Wufei was honestly mad at him and the longer it went on the more on edge Duo felt. And now he'd gone and hurt him.

For a moment his arms around Wufei tightened and his eyes closed.

Then he let go and stepped away.

"Sorry. How bout you get the door open so we're not giving your neighbours something to gossip about?"

"No? Then you'll have to prove it to me once we're inside," he replied, settling one of his arms over Duo's as he was squeezed gently.

A strange feeling twisted in his chest when Duo pulled away, and he turned his attention to the door, unlocking it and disabling the other... security measures... before pushing the door open and holding it for Duo. "Leave your shoes by the door," he reminded, more out of habit than anything, and mostly because Trowa never did unless he was told.

Once they were in, he closed the door and rearmed the security measures. "Tea, water, or soda?" he asked, as he traded his shoes for slippers and made his way into the kitchen.

Duo just nodded and waited for Wufei to be done opening the door. Once inside he was already bending to remove his boots when Wufei told him to do. He glanced up with a half smile, gestured to his boots, and then laughed as he took them off.

"Uhh... Soda?" he knew tea was probably the correct choice in Wufei's eyes, but he wasn't a big tea drinker. The caffeine hit would go a long way to sobering him up too.

He huffed out a laugh. "Sorry. Trowa's always halfway to the dining room before I get the words out, tracking dirt everywhere," he shook his head, fetching a soda -- Duo's favorite brand, even -- from the fridge, and getting a glass of water for himself. He needed to sober up, and drinking water was probably the fastest way to do it.

Duo just smiled and padded along after Wufei to take the soda. After unscrewing the cap and taking a long drink, he sighed and leaned against the wall.

"That's better. Thanks, Wu."

Wufei hummed in reply, taking a long drink from his water before turning to face Duo, leaning against a counter. "So if you're not as drunk as I think you are, that means you'll remember this tomorrow unless I pour more whiskey down your throat, doesn't it?"

"You want me to forget?" Duo questioned with a puzzled tilt of his head. Why would he want that?

"You'd have to use a hell of a lot of whiskey. If it's so bad I won't mention this again..." Duo shrugged. "I'm sorry I touched you. But it's your own fault for daring me..."

"Yes, I imagine the memory of me drunkenly and forcefully kissing you will be treasured," Wufei replied dryly, giving his head a shake. Maybe he was the one who was too drunk, just doing that little movement had the world spinning on him, and he was glad he was already leaning against the counter.

He waited a few seconds for things to stop spinning and went to grab the whiskey out of his freezer, setting it on the counter and getting a couple more glasses out. "Do you want some or not?" He, for one, was going to get himself the rest of the way to blackout drunk, if the amount he poured into the first glass was any indication.

"Is that what this is about?" Duo murmured, even more confused.

He watched quietly for a few moments while Wufei poured himself a drink. Duo put his soda aside before he slowly approached. When he was close enough he reached out to move the glass out of Wufei's way.

"I'm sorry." The apology given, Duo brought his hands up to cup Wufei's face between them and leaned in to kiss him with deliberate intent.

Wufei was very confused. He'd lost all ability to judge his level of drunkenness, or Duo's, or how much time was passing, or how close he was, or... wait. That was a kiss. Duo? Was kissing him?

He blinked a few times, waited until Duo pulled back. "I don't understand," he murmured softly.

He must be very, very drunk. "I think I may have alcohol poisoning."

"Or you're a fucking idiot." Duo sighed and pulled back a bit and his hands dropped. How hard was this to understand?

"You think I go around climbing into anyones lap? Or kissing anyone? You've seen me drunk, Wufei. Tell me. When?"

Wufei made a sound of agreement. "Never," he said with a small nod. "Hallucinations are a symptom of alcohol poisoning. I wouldn't have expected it to feel so real, though," he replied, a blush rising on his cheeks. But if it was a hallucination, then it was fine if he kept going. So he leaned in and kissed Duo again, sighing softly into it this time.

Most definitely a dumbass.

But when Wufei leaned in this time, Duo moved into it and pushed Wufei up against the counter with both hands reaching for the edge, bracketing Wufei in. Then he smiled and returned the kiss, soft at first, brushed of lips against lips... Until he gave Wufei's lower lip a light nip.

"... Do hallucinations bite?" he asked playfully.

The dumbest of all asses.

He made a little sound as he was boxed in, and decided instead to loop his arms around Duo's neck, relaxing into the kiss. Another sound when he was nipped, blinking his eyes open, and considered the question carefully. "Probably not," he conceded, "but it doesn't make any sense."

"What doesn't make sense?" Duo asked between kisses to lips, the corner of Wufei's lips and his cheek. He smiled. "Think it makes sense if you consider I like you."

Wufei hummed softly, closing his eyes and enjoying the little kisses with a smile. "That's the part that doesn't," he murmured. "I'm very uptight, no fun at all, and you're the person everyone wants to hang out with. I'm just lucky you come drink with me once in a while," and if his cheeks were crimson, so what? He was probably dying in an alley somewhere anyway, what did it matter if he confessed to everything? "You're everything I've ever wished I could be, and then you smile at me and I just wish I could be next to you always. It's so stupid," he leaned back against the counter, kept his eyes closed because he was too afraid Duo'd be gone when he opened them.

Duo let Wufei lean away and remained where he was, just staring quietly now that his ability to kiss had been temporarily thwarted.

Wufei was just so damn cute. Stubborn and stoic and grumpy and Duo didn't know why, but he kind of liked it. Liked riling him up and getting under his skin. And it looked like he'd crawled under his skin a little deeper than he'd realised.

"So what you're saying is you like me back?" Duo asked with a wide, delighted grin. "Really? Say it? I wanna hear it. Please? "

Another hum, and Wufei let out a long sigh. "I am hopelessly, uselessly, irrationally in love with you," he replied, and dared to open his eyes, to look upon this version of Duo, and felt his heart ache as he leaned in again, and this time pillowed his head on Duo's shoulder. All else being equal, this wasn't such a bad way to die, if he got to pretend right until the very end that he was here with Duo, and much less drunk than he must've been to be having such vivid hallucinations.

That or he was going to be horrified with himself in the morning. "Stay," he begged, voice barely a whisper.

A comedy of errors, these two

Hahaha omg they are!

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