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Loki / OC / OTA

[personal profile] iyaaraer 2021-10-30 01:32 am (UTC)(link)
1: Sounds like either a very good Friday night or a very bad Saturday morning.
2: I don't think I've ever had this many people offer me blow before 3 o'clock on a Thursday. I keep good company.
3: I never thought that I'd ever use the phrase "and the resulting ice cream explosion" seriously at work...
4: Tickle wars 95% of the time end in sex.
5: Call me next time you want to get irresponsibly drunk when we have grown up things to do the next day.
6: I'm at the airport and there's a guy wearing all camouflage to go hunting .. Should I bump in to him and say "Woahh sorry didn't see you there?"
7: Clothes are such an inconvenience.