1) I didn't have any choice but to cuddle you. I thought you were going to shiver out of your skin.2) In the middle of sex he stopped to tell me that he loved me... then slapped my ass and told me "back to business"... I'm gonna marry him.3) The barista from last week asked after you, assuming we were married. My condolences to you, apparent love of my life.4) Never in my life have I been as excited to nap as I am right now.5) I'm not sure what you are doing right now, but I know that I don't like it. Whatever you are doing. Just stop. Come here.6) He staggered in with his pants around his ankles and yelled that he lost his pants.7) So... how did lowering your standards work out last night?
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