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Yukimura Seiichi ❧ Prince of Tennis ❧ OTA
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2022-01-05 11:03 am (UTC)
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1:- Almost gave myself a concussion stealing a stuffed unicorn hanging on a street sign, but hey, I got home safe.
2:- Going to be out late. I'm drinking too hard and I'm on a roll. AND if I might have a chance to win a wet t-shirt contest if I enter.
3:- You better have a raging boner when I get to your house and it better be worth missing work in the morning.
4:- I mean, who hasn’t been fingered in there back of an Uber?
5:- I'm just gonna be the bigger person here and say I want you inside me.
6:- I'm crying because I want to see an elephant and I know I'll never get to!
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Yukimura Seiichi ❧ Prince of Tennis ❧ OTA
2:- Going to be out late. I'm drinking too hard and I'm on a roll. AND if I might have a chance to win a wet t-shirt contest if I enter.
3:- You better have a raging boner when I get to your house and it better be worth missing work in the morning.
4:- I mean, who hasn’t been fingered in there back of an Uber?
5:- I'm just gonna be the bigger person here and say I want you inside me.
6:- I'm crying because I want to see an elephant and I know I'll never get to!