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Chitose Senri - Prince of Tennis - OTA

[personal profile] wildhairedwander 2022-01-05 10:58 am (UTC)(link)
1:- hey, i didnt think i could be this stupid either but you dont see ME getting all judgemental about it

2:- He put rainforest music on before we had sex I felt like I was in the Amazon.

3:- I elbow dropped a bag of ice to break it so we could make margaritas. I bled everywhere. Be proud.

4:- hey. who tried to drive me home last night? i'm still in their car. parked on the beach. no one else is here. i have on different pants.

5:- I feel like 20 angels jizzed in my mouth. This cupcake is DELICIOUS!!

6:- you need to stop showing people the things i drunk-text to you... i have a reputation to uphold here