1: That sort of wholesale destruction can't just be done at the drop of a hat! 2: I've realized that you're the only friend i can rely on to drink with me any given day. i thank you for that. 3: Psssh like you wouldn't lick BBQ sauce off my nipples. 4: It's one of the reasons i'm here, along with emotional support, physical support if you need it, and power orgasms. 5: I bought a machete, tennis balls, and matches. How is this NOT going to be a great night? 6: I'm a gentlemen, chivalry is what i do, i'll open the door, pull out your chair, buy your drinks, i'll even go down first, but when it comes to mario kart, i draw the line. I'm sorry but i just can't let you beat me at mario kart 7: Sitting on my couch watching TV in my underwear drinking a bottle of wine.... and you want to interrupt me to come pick you up. No I will not do it.
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sweetestsurrender2021-10-25 06:59 pm
Barret Wallace | Final Fantasy 7 Remake | OTA
2: I've realized that you're the only friend i can rely on to drink with me any given day. i thank you for that.
3: Psssh like you wouldn't lick BBQ sauce off my nipples.
4: It's one of the reasons i'm here, along with emotional support, physical support if you need it, and power orgasms.
5: I bought a machete, tennis balls, and matches. How is this NOT going to be a great night?
6: I'm a gentlemen, chivalry is what i do, i'll open the door, pull out your chair, buy your drinks, i'll even go down first, but when it comes to mario kart, i draw the line. I'm sorry but i just can't let you beat me at mario kart
7: Sitting on my couch watching TV in my underwear drinking a bottle of wine.... and you want to interrupt me to come pick you up. No I will not do it.