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[ancientflower]

 

you know what to do

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Sohma Kyo - Fruits Basket - OTA

[thelonebraincell]

1: i woke up in a bathtub full of green and blue slime!!! wtf?!

2: Try me, you 5'5 gremlin

3: hey, man... you wouldnt happen to know why i woke up wearing a skirt, would you? cause i dont think this is mine

4: Do you ever look at your life and go "i'm too sober for this bullshit"?

5: I feel like I ran a fucking marathon on my knees last night and there are bruises to prove it

6: I KEEP THINKING INAPPROPRIATE SEXUAL THOUGHTS ABOUT YOU AND I AM SORRY.

7: What - and i cannot stress this enough - the fuck did you do to my apartment?!

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[dirtyolddog]

You did. Against a stray cat. You thought you were going to prove human superiority despite your... condition.

Needless to say, you failed.

[thelonebraincell]

I DIDN'T FAIL!

I... They cheated.

[dirtyolddog]

Did they?

And how did they do that?

[thelonebraincell]

I... you... SHUT UP! You don't understand.

[dirtyolddog]

I assure you very few of us are going to understand more than I will. Maybe I'm not as competitive as you are, but also very few of us are as... energetic?

The difference is I've more or less learned my limitations. Perhaps you should take heed as well.

[thelonebraincell]

Fine. Whatever. Are you done mocking me now?

[dirtyolddog]

Oh, I could go on, but I think you've learned your lesson.

Just be grateful I decided not to take out my phone.