1: I kind of just assumed by how he whisked eggs that he would be bad in bed. I have never been so turned off by an omelette.2: They gave me a glowstick necklace to wear so they could locate me if I wandered off into the woods.3: Is it something I am going to want to hug you for or slap you for?4: Sometimes I stop and laugh and think "and these are my actual life choices".5: It took five shots for him to handcuff and spank me and then he cried after we had sex. The men that like me are supremely unstable.6: You are the 8th person from last night to text me this morning and ask if I am alright.7: I fell off the bed in the middle of it, and he yelled "5 second rule" and kept fucking me. I think I may be in love.8: She soaked the fruit in vodka for ten minutes and then mixed it with normal fruit and sherbet ice-cream. It was called "lottery fruit".9: I do not know what the the big deal is - no one ever complained about me being shirtless before.10: Why were there just 3 inflatable bounce houses delivered to my house?
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Jez Harper ~ OC ~ OTA