1: I am far too sober to understand you right now. Sorry.
2: I have mystery bruises on my right knee, right arm, under my chin, and on my forehead. What the fuck happened last night??
3: Decisions were made. The quality of them will be judged tomorrow.
4: Can we get pizza? This is seriously not a booty call. I just really want someone to get pizza with me.
5: You're my favorite hello and hardest goodbye. And I especially mean that last part, half the time you pass out somewhere and it is impossible to get you to leave.
6: ... Whatever.
7: No. It's going to be "I'm mad that it took you so long to get over here" angry sex.
8: I called him my big strong man today. It's all downhill from here.
9: Not sure what YOU heard but- he faceplanted trying to do the 15th push-up.
Yeah. I'm sure. I'm pretty sure I've never seen anyone be picked up under their leg and opposite arm and so thoroughly just dropped on their face before.
Wow, rude. You did all that on your own. Like I said: Dude was big. None of us were gonna try to fight him out on the street. What did you want us to do?
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2: I have mystery bruises on my right knee, right arm, under my chin, and on my forehead. What the fuck happened last night??
3: Decisions were made. The quality of them will be judged tomorrow.
4: Can we get pizza? This is seriously not a booty call. I just really want someone to get pizza with me.
5: You're my favorite hello and hardest goodbye. And I especially mean that last part, half the time you pass out somewhere and it is impossible to get you to leave.
6: ... Whatever.
7: No. It's going to be "I'm mad that it took you so long to get over here" angry sex.
8: I called him my big strong man today. It's all downhill from here.
9: Not sure what YOU heard but- he faceplanted trying to do the 15th push-up.
10: no
yes
who the fuck is this?
2
You thought someone was laughing at you so you confronted him. Then you got picked up like a toy and dropped on the sidewalk.
It woulda been funny if it wasn't sad.
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Don't recall. Sure that was me...?
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Also like... bruises? Cuts? Hellooooo
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[A few minutes go by and then...]
... Who did it?
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He was big tho. Like... real big. So at least you weren't completely emasculated in front of your girlfriend and all your friends..
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Right. Thanks. Great.
You just stood and let it happen. Some friends...
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Wow, rude. You did all that on your own. Like I said: Dude was big. None of us were gonna try to fight him out on the street. What did you want us to do?
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...
... It's fine.
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How's your face?
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Someone changed the names on my phone.
You're 'Discount David Bowie'. I don't get it.