sweetestsurrender | { The Mystery Tea Time Meme }

THE MYSTERY TEA MEME

There's nothing like a nice, relaxing cup of tea. Right?

The Rules
1. Character 1 posts a comment including name/series/prefs/setup text (if desired).
2. Others reply, using RNG (1-23) to choose what kind of tea is being consumed.
3. ???
4. Profit. And fun.

GREEN TEA: Makes the drinker wiser. Bear in mind that wise doesn't necessarily mean smart.

JASMINE TEA: Turns boys girly, turns girls girlier.

EARL GREY TEA: Drinkers of this tea can't tell anything but the truth.

LADY GREY TEA: Drinkers of this tea can't tell anything but lies.

STRAWBERRY TEA: Causes uncontrollable hiccups.

MINT TEA: Causes a complete personality flip. Good is bad, bad is good, etc.

LEMON TEA: Instead of flipping personalities, suddenly gain someone else's personality.

CHERRY TEA: Ever saw a blushing virgin right before being deflowered? The people that drink this tea will show you how it's done.

CHAI TEA: Causes an uncontrollable need to dance, wherever you go.

OOLONG TEA: Causes an uncontrollable need to express everything in the form of a song. It might be a song you already know, or you might find you have a hidden talent for lyrics.

CHOCOLATE TEA: Effects may include: horniness, uncontrollable lust, more horniness, the need to take off clothes, a hoarse sexy voice, sweaty skin. (For the underage, causes uncomfortable heat and cheesy pickup lines.)

VANILLA TEA: Causes childish innocence, kindness, love of everything alive.

CARAMEL TEA: Have a little respect for your four-legged friends. Turns the drinker into an animal of the mun's choosing.

BERRY TEA: Ever wondered what it was like to be the opposite gender? You didn't? Too bad! Turns boys to girls and vice versa, complete with all the appropriate parts.

ROSE TEA: For the love of all that is good and shoujo, will the drinkers of this tea stop sparkling so melodramatically?

ENGLISH BREAKFAST TEA: Not only will the drinker be more arrogant, snobbish and better than you, but they will also voice it. Loudly. Narcissism is encouraged. So is slapping them back to their senses.

CHAMOMILE TEA: This tea will calm you down to the point of apathy and sloth. Don't bother leaving bed, it's not even worth it.

DAFFODIL TEA: SUCH A CALM TEA AT FIRST SIGHT BUT WHAT ABOUT WHEN IT MAKES YOU TALK IN CAPSLOCK?

THYME TEA: Suddenly your clothes don't seem to fit so well! Adult drinkers of this tea will be de-aged to childhood. Child drinkers will be aged to adulthood.

DARJEELING TEA: Causes the drinker to suffer severe delusions. They might just start to think they're the Queen of England, or a tree, or any number of things. I suggest you take videos for posterity and blackmail.

BLACK TEA: Causes blindness.

DECAF TEA: Sleep, who needs sleep?

WILD CARD: Choose a tea, mix and match, or invent your own!

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It was a nice, normal day, and Sanada had just received some tea from an older aunt. He was expecting Seiichi for tea, and he had the water preparing as he set out snacks.

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Wufei was not a very trusting person, preferring to rely on himself for most things. So it was unusual for him to actually eat or drink something that had been gifted to him, especially something from an unknown sender, but after three brutal missions that had blown up in his face back to back, he'd somehow allowed his personally sourced stash of tea to run dry.

The package still appeared to be sealed in shrink wrap. None of the packets within looked the least bit like they'd been tampered with. It was even produced by WEI, so the production facilities probably had good security. There was no reason to be suspicious, beyond the fact that it had arrived on his doorstep in a plain box with no markings or addresses at all. Surely it was fine. Probably a gift from Quatre. So he brewed himself a pot, got out two cups so he'd be ready for Duo's imminent arrival. He'd been promised a relaxing night in with popcorn and kung fu movies and no shop talk he could damn well use it tonight.

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[There she is. Standing there in a navy-blue, puffed-out bomber jacket. Nothing like the outrageously out of fashion garment to scream major distress. Gisele looks terrible in it, and she is very, extremely, excruciatingly, aware of it.]

You really got to help me! Something horrible has just happened!

[Apart from the criminal jacket, she holds in two fingers a small zip-lock bag with caution that would be in place if she were handling radioactive material. The bag does not, in fact, contain uranium. What it does is one, white porcelain tea-cup with red-lipstick stains in the brim and a some loose leaves mixed with oddly artificial-looking red berries that could be anything. From tea to marijuana.]