{ Random Scenario Meme }

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 THE RANDOM SCENARIO MEME 3.0

- Post your character, name, and series in the subject. Include any preferences as well. - Go to RNG and enter 1-7 for a scene type, and 1-20 for a scene to play out. - Have fun!

 

TYPE OF SCENE.
① Action → Gun fights, bar brawls, fights to the death are all possible scenarios.
② Angst → Characters suffer emotionally or physically from relationships breaking up, death, injury, etc. Hurt and comfort themes are included.
③ Crack → Genderswaps, super powers, sudden compulsions are all possible outcomes.
④ Fluff → Something that is devoid of angst. It's light-hearted and might have the overtone of romance.
⑤ Gen → General fun, things that didn't fit in the other categories.
⑥ Sex → First times, kinks, even dubcon are all possible themes of sex related scenarios.
⑦ Your choice → Think of your own scenario, choose one of the above or make a combo even!

ACTION.
① Zombies → It's the zombie apocalypse, lock and load!
② Bar brawl → You had one too many drinks, said something wrong, and now you're being asked to take it outside.
③ Chase → You're caught in a high speed chase.
④ Gun fight → You're caught in a big shoot-out.
⑤ Fight with a friend → You're fighting with a friend, all out.
⑥ Interrogation → You're being interrogated for some offense you've done.
⑦ Aliens → Aliens are attacking and you're not going to take your probe laying down!
⑧ Final battle → This is it. The battle that will end all the fighting for you. Will you win? Will you get that peace you want?
⑨ Training → You're not actually fighting, just training for the inevitable.
⑩ No hope → You know this fight has no hope. It's not going to end well for anyone involved, but you can't turn away.
⑪ Sneaking in → You're stealing a diamond or sneaking in to kick some bad guy butt, but whatever it is, you have to practice stealth.
⑫ Blue wire → You're faced with a bomb that needs to be disarmed.
⑬ Fight for honor → You've been disgraced or someone you care about has, so it's time to fight for honour.
⑭ Showdown → Time for a cowboy-style showdown. Whoever draws the fastest wins.
⑮ War → You're caught in the middle of a war here. Remember to keep your chin up and keeping fighting.
⑯ Apocalypse → The apocalypse finally happened and now you're left to scavenge and fight for whatever is left.
⑰ Sabotage → It's time to sabotage someone's plan! How is entirely up to you. Do you set up a bomb in their toilet? Do you double cross them at the last minute?
⑱ Big damn hero → You know you have to handle this one alone, so that means disarming or knocking unconscious the person who wants to join you.
⑲ Fight club → You know the rules... you're in an underground fighting ring and you're fighting with all you've got.
⑳ Threaten → You've just been sent here to rough them up a little, threaten them into behaving.

ANGST.
① Injury / illness → Your character has become injured or ill! To what extent is the mun's choice.
② Last moments → You character has been gravely injured and this is their last chance to say their last words.
③ Depression → Your character is depressed, what actions they take is up to the mun.
④ Betrayed → You character has been betrayed by the other. How do they react?
⑤ Tortured → Your character is being tortured and needs rescuing or at least a sympathetic ear to help him through it.
⑥ Jealousy → Your character is feeling jealous and must deal with it, how will they do it?
⑦ Breakup! → This relationship has gone as far as it can, it's time to breakup.
⑧ Broken → For whatever reason, the character is broken, mentally or or physically.
⑨ Fight → You can't even be in the same room as your friend or lover without arguing anymore.
⑩ Lost → You lost the biggest fight of your life and now all you can do is try to pick up the pieces.
⑪ Worst nightmare → Whatever you fear the most is now real or maybe you're just trapped in a dream together, but whatever it is, it feels too real.
⑫ Addicted → You're addicted to something, alcohol, drugs, sex, whatever. It's destroying your life and you can't do anything to stop it.
⑬ Hurt you → You're being forced to hurt someone you love either by betraying them or even being forced to shout things you don't mean. It's for their own good in the end though.
⑭ Separation → You were forced to leave this person for their own safety and while you've been miserable without them, you really didn't mean to run into them again... maybe it was by accident or you were watching them from afar this whole time.
⑮ Becoming a monster → You are slowly changing, becoming a monster: vampire, zombie, demon, something you can't recover from and no-one can help you.
⑯ Frozen → You are entirely helpless, frozen, to stop some kind of disaster.
⑰ Prison → You were very bad and now it's time to pay the price by turning yourself in or maybe the law just finally caught up to you.
⑱ Fear → You're not sure why, but you are suddenly terrified and you can't deal with it. You need help.
⑲ Hated → You are now hated by the person you loved the most.
⑳ Down and out → You're living on the streets, you've hit rock bottom, and you don't know what to do.

CRACK.
① Sexswap → Uh-oh, you're suddenly the opposite sex!
② Forced confessions → No matter what it is and no matter how hard you resist, you're going to be compelled to spill some deep dark secret!
③ Mind-reading → You've suddenly got the ability to read minds!
④ Animal → You're suddenly part animal or transformed into an animal!
⑤ Awkward pick-up lines → You're compelled to use bad pickup lines on whoever is closest!
⑥ Back in School / Graduated → You're suddenly back in school! Or if you were already in it, you've aged and long since graduated!
⑦ Vampires, werewolves, and zombies, oh my! → You're suddenly a vampire, werewolf, or zombie! Maybe even a demon or a devil, whatever creepy crawly you can think of. What do you do now?
⑧ Ghost → You're suddenly a ghost or at least invisible. What are you going to do with this new ability?
⑨ Awkward conversations → So did you just fart or what? Any conversation goes, as long as it's embarrassing and awkward.
⑩ Crossdressing → For whatever reason, you're suddenly dressed in clothes of the opposite sex.
⑪ Suddenly naked → Oops! Your clothes are suddenly gone.
⑫ Suddenly a kid → You're a kid again! Have fun with that second childhood.
⑬ Fortune cookie → You've suddenly received a note with something that will happen in the future, either precise or vague.
⑭ Super power → And suddenly you're like Superman! Any power goes.
⑮ Bodyswap → Somehow you've changed bodies with the other person.
⑯ Back in time → Somehow, you wound up in the past again. Do you try to correct something or just sit and wait for time to jump? Maybe it jumps to various points in your life or maybe you actually think you're back in the day. Have fun, run wild with the idea!
⑰ To the future → Is it everything you've dreamed? Is it horrible? Whatever happens, you're here to witness what happens to you in the future. Either you take the place of your future self or you're just there to watch. Might cause some confusion if people start seeing double though...
⑱ Angels, mermaids, and fairies! → You're not necessary something dark or evil. You're just something different. How do you deal?
⑲ Locked in a closet → For some reason, you're locked up in a closet with someone else. Do you make nice and try to figure your way out or what?
⑳ Finger trap → You're caught in a Chinese finger trap... with somebody else! You can't figure out how to get loose either... have fun with that.

FLUFF.
① Cuddling → For whatever reason, characters feel like being close and cuddling.
② Pillow talk → After the main event, characters are up for some pillow talk.
③ Celebration → Anniversary or some other big event is taking place and characters want to celebrate!
④ Love confession → Someone has finally decided to confess their love and today is the day!
⑤ Appreciation → You feel the need to show appreciation for that person closest to you, even if it's just a pat on the back.
⑥ Apologies → You made a mistake and now it's time to make it up in some way you know the other can't refuse!
⑦ Get back together → Why did you break up again exactly? Whatever the reason, it was a huge mistake and you both know you can work through it.
⑧ Date night → You've planned for a wonderful night together and you can't wait to get it started.
⑨ Family → You've either found out you're pregnant or you've already got that addition to your family.
⑩ Marriage → You're just about to get hitched or maybe you're enjoying your honeymoon. Maybe you've been together for years now! Whatever the case, it's time for that next big step.
⑪ Meeting again → It's time for that happy reunion finally!
⑫ Love at first sight → For whatever reason, you are now insanely in love with the first person you set eyes on.
⑬ Flirtation → You can't resist to do a little bit of harmless flirtation all of a sudden.
⑭ In the snow → Look outside! It's a winter wonderland, so why not go out and play in it?
⑮ Engagement → You've planned it all out and now it's time to finally pop the question.
⑯ Friendly games → You've set up the game station or board games for a friendly competition!
⑰ Gift → Time to give that special someone a gift just because.
⑱ Recovery → You're taking care of someone who's just recovered from some illness or injury.
⑲ Healing → Time to help mend that someone who's been through hell and back.
⑳ Better than ever → You've finally got everything you've ever wanted here. What is your ideal life and who does it include?

GEN.
① Nice meeting you → It's your first time meeting this person! You bumped into each other on the street, in a bar, at work... whatever!
② Drinks → You're out for drinks! Or just chilling at home with some beers. Wherever!
③ Lost → You're lost and you kind of need help finding your way to where you're going. A little help with directions?
④ Costume party → You're at a costume party, both of you are wearing masks. Do you keep the anonymity or take it off and see whose company you've been enjoying?
⑤ Wrong number → Oops, actually you didn't mean to call that person...
⑥ Drunk → You're already drunk! Drunk dialing, stumbling into someone, showing up unexpected... what type of drunk are you anyway? Aggressive, loving, happy? How does the other react?
⑦ Old friends → you haven't seen this person in a long time!
⑧ Rivals → you're suddenly rivals! Or maybe you have been all along...
⑨ Problems → you've got a problem with each other, just got in a huge fight, whatever. Try to work it out!
⑩ What are your intentions... → This person? They're dating a close friend, family member, etc. You need to find out if they're going to hurt them! Or you need to discuss your friend/family's dating choice.
⑪ I saw you → you saw the other person doing something bad and you need to confront them about it.
⑫ Sorry but no → the other person has feelings that you just don't share. They don't necessarily have to be romantic... maybe you just don't agree with their sudden desire to quit their job and start a business making tiny, fuzzy teddy bears.
⑬ My hero → you need to tell this person how much they mean to you. They've been your best friend or your role model your whole life and they need to know.
⑭ Enabler → you're enabling the other (or each other) to do something bad, really bad. Addiction, stealing, killing, or just any other self-destructive behavior.
⑮ Cooking → Time for an impromptu cooking lesson!
⑯ Oh, sure, I remember you... → It's that awkward moment when someone comes up and seems to know you, but you have no idea who they even are!
⑰ Rescue! → One of you was in trouble, but you came to the rescue!
⑱ Boss → One of you works under the other. Is your relationship good? Are you scheming things? Or do you hate each other?
⑲ Perfect crime → You and the other person have just pulled off the perfect crime... or you're planning to! What are you doing? The heist of the century, an assassination?
⑳ Movies → movie night! Maybe it's a sleepover. Whichever the case, it's time to eat a lot and have fun.

SEX.
① First time → it's your first time together or your first time ever! Enjoy the awkward times!
② Bondage → You and your partner decide to experiment a little with ropes or handcuffs or whatever you'd like to tie your partner up with.
③ Rough / Aggressive → Your characters want it rough.
④ Romantic → Slow and gentle, meaningful, that's how characters want it.
⑤ Dubcon → Character A wants Character B and it doesn't really matter if Character B wants it as bad or not.
⑥ In public → Characters feel like taking a risk and doing it in a public place.
⑦ Roleplay → Naughty nurse fetish? Pirate kink? You and your partner decide to try it out now!
⑧ Healing → You've both fought hard or gone through a rough time and it's time to get some R&R in.
⑨ Last time → This is the last time you're going to this because you're breaking up or maybe your lover is running off to sacrifice their lives in some heroic way. The possibilities are endless, but you better make this one count.
⑩ No strings attached → You're just friends with benefits. Nothing wrong with that, right?
⑪ Anonymous → You met in a restroom or bar, any location of your choosing, but you don't even know each other's names.
⑫ Toys → You're eager to try something new, so why not toys?
⑬ Aphrodisiacs → You've been slipped a strong aphrodisiac somehow and now you absolutely cannot control yourself.
⑭ Show → You're putting on a show by either doing it right in the club or filming it for a bunch of people.
⑮ Ménage à trois → It's time for that threesome you've always dreamed of.
⑯ Non-penetrative → Frottage, handjobs, whatever you want to try out.
⑰ Controlled → You are under mind control and must do whatever your lover asks of you.
⑱ Hate sex → It's not just rough or aggressive, you absolutely cannot stand each other.
⑲ Extreme → Fisting, knife play, whatever you can think of so long as it tests the boundaries.
⑳ Fantasy → This is just a fantasy, a dream, and you know it, but what is your ideal fantasy and how willing is your partner?

Comments

[unlanylikebehavior]

"He's not that good!" Their young, favorite curmudgeon protests.

"Wei Wuxian is too that good!" Jingyi argues scowling and smacks Jin Ling's arm.

"I wasn't meaning him! I was meaning you!" The clearly mature sect leader retorts and sticks his tongue out at his friend. Jingyi tackles him, knocking off the cushion he was sitting on.

Zizhen sighs and gives Sizhui a light smile. "I guess they've missed each other," he jokes. As he glances away to hide a snicker, his eyes fall on a strange censer or incense burner. "Hey, that is a very strange looking burner!" He gets up and goes over to it. "It's.. different." He would say ugly but that was rude. It's surprising the Lans would keep such a thing when they normally are all about simplicity and elegance. This matchup of weird animals is.. well, hideous. "Anyone have any incense?"

[tragicallypoor]

Sizhui couldn't help a fond little smile as he watched the two. At Zizhen's comment he turned the smile to him, widening it to the point his eyes became happy little crescents. "I've missed this too." He'd missed all his friends. It was so reassuring to know that even when things around them changed, they all remained the same people. And that those two were just as silly as before.

"What is it?" His curiosity piqued, Sizhui scooted a little closer to kneel beside Zizhen. "What a strange incense burner. I've ever seen it before. Jingyi, have you seen this before?"

Outside, Wei Wuxian had made it to the roof. He'd heard the comments about himself and had to grin. But it was as he was dropping to the ground that the burner was found. He missed out on some vital information and discovery, for the moment. He was just about to open the door and surprise the kids when he heard the sound of a footfall behind him...

[jiang_cheng]

Jin Ling certainly doesn't feel like the same person he was before the temple, but it was nice pretending he was- that he could still play and relax around these three. Things had been really hard back in Lanling as he'd been working tirelessly to get his sect under control. He even planned on asking Lan Wangji about a few things while he was here, but for tonight he could just let go for a bit.

He shoves Jingyi off him and they both move closer to look. The young Lan shakes his head though. "I don't remember what that is. I think I've seen it once before though. I bet I can find some incense." He gets up and with a quick search finds some older sticks of sandalwood and a supply of twigs to use as kindling.

Outside, Jiang Cheng had been taking a walk to see if he could find where his nephew snuck off to. Instead, he spotted Wuxian on the roof of a building he didn't recognize.

"I see you still have a fondness for rooftops. Is that where you hide?"

[tragicallypoor]

Wei Wuxian was startled by the voice enough his footing slipped and he fell right off of the roof.

Luckily for him he had pretty decent reflexes so managed to twist enough to get his feet under him. He still landed hard though. And stumbled a bit before he just let gravity do it's work and ended up sat on his butt in the dirt.

"I wasn't hiding!" He protested once he was sat and he was able to gather his wits about him. "I was looking. The kids are in there." And Wei Wuxian was being nosy.

--

Sizhui moved out of the way so that Jingyi could get better access to the burner. "So you've seen this before? When? Do you know where it came from?" His tone was a little worried now. "Maybe we should ask Hanguang-Jun about this?" If someone had to be the voice of reason here then let it be him.

[jiang_cheng]

Jiang Cheng takes a step forward, but his brother is already twisting and fixing his fall. He frowns when he still ends up on his ass though. Alright, maybe he should've helped after all.

He reaches a hand down to at least help Wuxian back to his feet. "Are you alright?" He asks trying to downplay his concern. After all they'd been through, he knew even without his core Wuxian was much tougher than he looked.

"What are the kids doing in there?" He asks once he's up. "Isn't there supposed to be a curfew around here?" Never mind that they were both breaking it too.

~~~

Jingyi shrugs. "I mean.. there's only so many places to be here. Eventually you see everywhere in Cloud Recesses, don't you?" Even as he says that though, he's getting a feeling it wasn't just something so trivial. In one of his lectures, they talked about this thing for some reason.

"Sizhui! It's an incense burner. An ugly one, but come on. I'm sure it's fine," Jin Ling reassures him- sort of. He smirks and refills Sizhui's cup. "If you're thinking this much then you haven't had enough to drink yet."

[tragicallypoor]

"I'm alright, not sure about my pride." Wei Wuxian quipped and had a moment where he wasn't entirely sure if he was going to take the hand, but realised he couldn't be petty. He reached up his hand with a grateful smile and let Jiang Cheng help pull him up to his feet.

"I was just about to find out." He chuckled and made a gesture with one hand to the door behind him while his rubbed his probably bruised behind. At the mention of a curfew he grinned knowingly. They shouldn't have been out at all. Lan Zhan was going to scold him.

---

"I guess that's true..." Sizhui agreed reluctantly, even as Jin Ling refilled his. Trying to keep him quiet and pliant he supposed. It would work too. With a sigh he lifted the cup and drank it down.

He couldn't help thinking. One of them had to! His friends, for all he loved them, were not exactly the most responsible sorts. Keeping an eye on them all to make sure they weren't doing something that would get them into too much trouble was the norm for him.

"More please." Sizhui held the cup out again. "Have you gotten it lit yet?"

[jiang_cheng]

"No one cares about your pride," Wanyin grumbled, though it lacked any real bite to the tone. He can't help himself as he let his eyes trail down making sure the other man wasn't standing funny like he was hiding a real injury.

His eyebrow rose. "Are we just spying on them then?" He'd do it, he just wanted to make sure they were both in on this. It wouldn't do to be the only one spying only to have Wuxian declare he'd caught Jiang Cheng in the act. That may have happened a time or two as kids.

~~~

Jin Ling hides a snicker as he watches with glee how much Sizhui was drinking. He was rather proud of him for not being such a light-weight! He laughs outright when he asks for more. "I like this side of you! We're definitely needing more excuses to get you drunk."

Zizhen holds out his glass too. "I'd be on board with that! It'd be an excuse to see everyone again with drinks or not."

"Got it!" Jingyi announces as the first whiffs of sandalwood release into the air.

"Why does it always have to be sandalwood? Don't you people know other scents?" Jin Ling complains, wrinkling his nose.

"What's wrong with sandalwood? It's nice!" Jingyi argues back.